http://jokes.dogoo.us/feed/? Latest topics Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:06:20 GMT 10 http://hitskin.com/themes/13/19/95/i_logo.jpg http://jokes.dogoo.us/feed/? http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/nice-mooooaaaaaa-t31.htm Slave ]]> Laughing GaZ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:06:20 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/nice-mooooaaaaaa-t31.htm#42 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/nice-mooooaaaaaa-t31.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/big-gun-t30.htm Slave USMC Rules For Gun Fighting Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Only hits count. A close miss is still a miss. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly. Laughing GaZ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:33:07 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/big-gun-t30.htm#41 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/big-gun-t30.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/how-to-hack-free-hdtv-with-a-coat-hanger-antenna-t29.htm Scooter antennahttp://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-hack-free-hdtv-with-a-coat-hanger-antenna-158597/]]> Laughing GaZ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:22:56 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/how-to-hack-free-hdtv-with-a-coat-hanger-antenna-t29.htm#40 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/how-to-hack-free-hdtv-with-a-coat-hanger-antenna-t29.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/how-to-get-free-electricity-from-a-phone-jack-t28.htm Scooter http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-get-free-electricity-from-a-phone-jack-127041/]]> Laughing GaZ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:19:13 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/how-to-get-free-electricity-from-a-phone-jack-t28.htm#39 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/how-to-get-free-electricity-from-a-phone-jack-t28.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/t-34-securitybot-fires-nets-at-intruders-via-cellphone-update-video-t27.htm Scooter his little Tmsuk T-34 (no relation, unfortunately) security robot, jointly developed by a Japanese robotics company and a Japanese security firm, is designed to replace human security guards in corporate environments. It’s basically a little remote controlled car, controllable through a video camera via a cellphone. The T-34 is equipped with microphones and body heat sensors and can zip along at 10 kph, and if it finds a perp doing something naughty, it can fire a net at them. And then, ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:42:57 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/t-34-securitybot-fires-nets-at-intruders-via-cellphone-update-video-t27.htm#38 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/t-34-securitybot-fires-nets-at-intruders-via-cellphone-update-video-t27.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/guy-building-giant-spiderbot-in-vermont-wilderness-t26.htm Scooter The world needs more giant robots. This is the philosophy of Jaimie Mantzel, who has taken it upon himself to create his own giant robot for the world to enjoy. His plans are to construct a 12 foot tall, 18 foot wide hexapod that a human can sit in and pilot. He has a working model, which you can see in the vid below: This all seems like a little bit of a pipe dream, and it kinda is, since Jaimie is in desperate need of a bunch of pipe. He’s already put some serious work into ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:04:23 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/guy-building-giant-spiderbot-in-vermont-wilderness-t26.htm#37 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/guy-building-giant-spiderbot-in-vermont-wilderness-t26.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/mesicopter-meso-scale-surveillance-bot-t25.htm Scooter When size is a factor, surveillance robots generally seem to fall into one of two categories: small enough to perform relevant tasks but still be portable, or absolutely as small as possible. Meso-scale is one step above the as small as possible MAVs, but significantly smaller than most conventional robots. The compromise is designed to allow for favorable scaling and low costs, and back in 1999 Stanford took a crack at developing a centimeter scale rotary surveillance platform called the ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:01:31 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/mesicopter-meso-scale-surveillance-bot-t25.htm#36 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/mesicopter-meso-scale-surveillance-bot-t25.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/edge-robotic-arm-kit-t24.htm Scooter Getting tired of your puny human arm? Now you can replace it with a new arm that is probably nowhere near as good but is much more robot-y. The Edge robotic arm kit from ThinkGeek does require about two hours worth of snap-together assembly, but once you’ve got it put together, you’ll have a robot grabber arm with five motors, five degrees of freedom, and a wired control panel with five controls on it. It rotates and bends all kinds of ways, can reach out 13 inches and up 15 inches, ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:59:46 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/edge-robotic-arm-kit-t24.htm#35 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/edge-robotic-arm-kit-t24.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/ugobe-and-pleo-trying-not-to-go-extinct-may-release-new-product-this-year-t23.htm Scooter According to an article over at Wired, there’s some mixed news coming from Ugobe, makers of our favorite robot dinosaur. Unsurprisingly, Ugobe has been suffering due to the recent economic downturn recession, and they’re having trouble maintaining solid sales of their unquestionably adorable and unquestionably spendy robotic baby dino. About 100,000 Pleos have been sold, 60% in Europe and 30% in Asia and only 10% in the US… This sounds like a lot, but Ugobe has been forced to close ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:58:01 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/ugobe-and-pleo-trying-not-to-go-extinct-may-release-new-product-this-year-t23.htm#34 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/ugobe-and-pleo-trying-not-to-go-extinct-may-release-new-product-this-year-t23.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/2009-singapore-robot-games-t22.htm Scooter John from Society Of Robots was at the 2009 Singapore Robot Games last month, and has a bunch of awesome video footage of some of the events. The above video shows hexapod and quadraped line following races, and the video below is of some robo-soccer games: Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:56:22 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/2009-singapore-robot-games-t22.htm#33 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/2009-singapore-robot-games-t22.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/r2steam2-is-r2d2-on-steam-t21.htm Scooter Looks like it’s steam week (or something) here on BotJunkie… After posting about EATR and the Strenco ST-2, commenter “D” reminded us of the Steamworks section of Crabfu’s website. Among the multitude of steam powered tanks, walkers, rovers, centipedes, and just about everything else that you wouldn’t necessarily expect to be powered by toasted water is R2S2, a steam powered version of R2D2… Thanks to Robots-Dreams for the following video: Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:50:41 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/r2steam2-is-r2d2-on-steam-t21.htm#32 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/r2steam2-is-r2d2-on-steam-t21.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/little-island-will-turn-you-into-a-robot-doll-t20.htm Scooter Need to weird out someone special? In just six weeks, a Japanese company called Little Island can ship you a smaller and more robot-y version of yourself based on a picture you send them. The 40cm high robots include a 500 mHz computer running Windows XP on an 80 gig solid state disk, a webcam, a speaker, touch sensors, multiple servos, and a power cord and ethernet cord coming out of the butt. The computer powers voice recognition and speech synthesis software (which emulates your voice after ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:48:41 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/little-island-will-turn-you-into-a-robot-doll-t20.htm#31 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/little-island-will-turn-you-into-a-robot-doll-t20.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/video-friday-ar-and-kar-clean-the-house-t19.htm Scooter AR and KAR are what you get if you take the University of Tokyo, Toyota, Fujitsu, Mitsubishi, Panasonic, Sega, and Olympus, and tell them to get together and develop some home assistance robots. AR (stands for Assistant Robot) and KAR (Kitchen Assistant Robot) can get together and do the dishes and the laundry and sweep the floor. Although the functionality is pre-programmed, the robots can adapt to new objects and locations… For example, KAR can handle dishes it’s never seen before, ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:46:17 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/video-friday-ar-and-kar-clean-the-house-t19.htm#30 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/video-friday-ar-and-kar-clean-the-house-t19.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/wake-n-bacon-lures-you-out-of-bed-with-fresh-bacon-t18.htm Scooter I’ve seen a lot of alarm clocks that try every evil tactic in the world to make sure that you get your lazy self out of bed. They generally make you physically get out of bed, or solve some kind of puzzle before they stop making an annoying noise. But what about an alarm that simply made you want to get up, and rewarded you for doing so? That’s exactly the idea behind the Wake n’ Bacon. The night before, just pop in a frozen strip or two of bacon, and set the alarm. Shortly before ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:20:41 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/wake-n-bacon-lures-you-out-of-bed-with-fresh-bacon-t18.htm#29 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/wake-n-bacon-lures-you-out-of-bed-with-fresh-bacon-t18.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/the-swiss-army-knife-of-pens-t17.htm Scooter Pens are usually boring, and not worth a second glance. However, this particular pen has more functions than your average Swiss Army knife. Trust me, if you were stranded out in the wild, this is the pen you would want. You get 13 tools in one gadget. Everything ranging from a steel file, saw, screwdriver and even an ear pick. Why you would need a special tool to pick your ear is beyond me. For $15, you really can’t go wrong here. Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:19:48 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/the-swiss-army-knife-of-pens-t17.htm#28 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/the-swiss-army-knife-of-pens-t17.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/teddy-bear-usb-drive-now-available-to-the-masses-t16.htm Scooter Remember way, way back in 2006 when we showed you an awesome USB flash drive mod featuring a decapitated teddy bear? That was seriously one of my favorite mods, simply from the picture of a bear’s body sticking out of a USB port. Well, someone has done the unthinkable. They’ve decided to mass-produce a similar drive and sell it to the public. The drive looks like an ordinary teddy bear, but simply rip off its head, and you’ve got yourself a 1GB flash drive. I have to say that ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:18:55 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/teddy-bear-usb-drive-now-available-to-the-masses-t16.htm#27 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/teddy-bear-usb-drive-now-available-to-the-masses-t16.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/get-your-own-life-size-r2-d2-fridge-t15.htm Scooter I fully admit that I’m a Star Wars geek, and not only have a cardboard cut-out of C-3PO and R2-D2, but an autographed picture of Chewbacca in my office. I’ve always wanted a life-size R2-D2 of my own, and I think I’ve found the perfect one. This particular R2-D2 is a mini fridge that was offered up as a prize back in 2002 at 7-11 stores in Japan. As such, only a run of 1000 were made available. Somehow ToyEast has gotten their hands on one, and is selling it off for $1,070. ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:18:02 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/get-your-own-life-size-r2-d2-fridge-t15.htm#26 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/get-your-own-life-size-r2-d2-fridge-t15.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/air-hogs-zero-gravity-r-c-cars-drive-you-up-the-wall-t14.htm Scooter Remote control cars are great, but unless you get one of the expensive gas-powered ones, its hard to find one that stands out from the rest. At the end of the day, they all still just drive around on the floor, some faster than others. If you’re looking for a car that won’t break the bank and does things a little different, look no further than the Air Hogs Zero Gravity Micro R/C cars. Sure, these aren’t quite as large as your average R/C car, but then again your average R/C ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:16:33 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/air-hogs-zero-gravity-r-c-cars-drive-you-up-the-wall-t14.htm#25 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/air-hogs-zero-gravity-r-c-cars-drive-you-up-the-wall-t14.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/metal-gear-solid-rubber-band-gun-t13.htm Scooter I’ve done a few DIY projects, but sometimes I am blown away by what some people will create in their spare time. Pictured above is one of the most awesome looking rubber band guns that I think I’ve ever seen. Part of what makes it look so good is that it was designed after the gun featured in Metal Gear Solid 4. The entire thing is made from solid stainless steel, and has even been fitted with a laser sight to be extra precise. Almost as awesome as the gun itself is the video below ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:15:37 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/metal-gear-solid-rubber-band-gun-t13.htm#24 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/metal-gear-solid-rubber-band-gun-t13.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/turn-your-hamster-into-a-race-car-driver-t12.htm Scooter Have you ever had a car which was so slow that you were convinced it was powered by a small rodent? While I doubt that there was actually a hamster under the hood of that old Geo, this plastic vehicle is strictly critter-powered. The Critter Cruiser and Hamtrack are, as you would imagine a race track and plastic car. Just put your tiny pet into the plastic exercise wheel (which powers the car) and set it on its way. The car works both on and off of the track, so it can wheel its way all ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:14:21 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/turn-your-hamster-into-a-race-car-driver-t12.htm#23 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/turn-your-hamster-into-a-race-car-driver-t12.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/now-fix-cuts-with-duct-tape-bandages-t11.htm Scooter Any handyman can tell you that the best way to fix just about anything, is with duct tape. Okay, not all handymen will tell you that, and you really shouldn’t be paying anyone to apply that magical silver tape to anything. I’m not saying that it isn’t great for many things, but that’s not something you need to pay someone for. So what happens when you injure yourself while tackling a home repair project? Just throw some duct tape on it. No, don’t apply regular duct tape to a cut, ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:12:56 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/now-fix-cuts-with-duct-tape-bandages-t11.htm#22 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/now-fix-cuts-with-duct-tape-bandages-t11.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/get-your-own-zombie-pinup-girl-calendar-t10.htm Scooter Every now and then I run across something that really has nothing to do with gaming, yet I feel the need to post about it. Take this My Zombie Pinup calendar for instance. Granted, there are a lot of games which feature zombies, so that makes it worth writing about, right? Okay, it has nothing to do with gaming, but seriously, it’s a calendar full of hot zombie chicks. It’s almost Halloween, so while you’re still in the festive spirit, pick up one of these for just $20 Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:11:30 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/get-your-own-zombie-pinup-girl-calendar-t10.htm#21 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/get-your-own-zombie-pinup-girl-calendar-t10.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/target-gift-card-doubles-as-a-digital-camera-t9.htm Scooter [center] When is a gift card more than just credit to be used at a store? When you get one from Target, it seems. Earlier this year they brought us the Speed Racer Flash Drive gift card, which was pretty cool. However, they’ve one-upped themselves for the holiday season by turning their cards into digital cameras. Sure, this thing isn’t exactly a Digital Rebel or anything, but getting a free 1.2-megapixel in your gift card worth $50 or more is pretty sweet. You’ll be able ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:09:26 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/target-gift-card-doubles-as-a-digital-camera-t9.htm#20 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/target-gift-card-doubles-as-a-digital-camera-t9.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/dont-let-homer-see-your-dough-nu-matic-t8.htm Scooter When I moved this last time, I was happy to discover that there is a doughnut shop about a block away. What’s better, is that it’s open 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. This means that almost any time I want a chocolate covered yeast ring, I can get one. If you aren’t quite as fortunate as I when it comes to doughnut shops, then why not just make your own treats? Normally, I wouldn’t recommend trying to fry up your own doughnuts, however, this Dough-Nu-Matic changes things a bit. This ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:07:32 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/dont-let-homer-see-your-dough-nu-matic-t8.htm#19 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/dont-let-homer-see-your-dough-nu-matic-t8.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/straight-up-chess-boards-make-for-very-long-games-t7.htm Scooter My high school, like most others, had a chess club. It wasn’t much of a club, just a collection of people playing chess in an empty classroom every Wednesday during lunch. I stopped in every now and then, so I guess that made me a member. I honestly don’t have the time to dedicate to the game anymore, however, with one of these Straight Up Chess Boards, everyone has time to play. I’ll admit that when I first saw this, I found it ridiculous. However, the thought of only making a move ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:06:03 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/straight-up-chess-boards-make-for-very-long-games-t7.htm#18 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/straight-up-chess-boards-make-for-very-long-games-t7.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/shuriken-magnets-for-hanging-stuff-up-ninja-style-t6.htm Scooter A while back I wrote about some Shruiken wall tacks. Those were definitely one of the coolest office accessories that I’d seen in a while. Unfortunately, they were only a concept design, and I’ve yet to find them up for sale. On the bright side, I have managed to find something that’s almost as good. These Shuriken Magnets might not look quite as cool, but they get the job done. The magnets look like they’re a bit thicker than tacks, but certainly have one good thing going for them. ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:04:50 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/shuriken-magnets-for-hanging-stuff-up-ninja-style-t6.htm#17 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/shuriken-magnets-for-hanging-stuff-up-ninja-style-t6.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/slegoon-is-the-ultimate-sled-t5.htm Scooter I always enjoyed sledding as a kid, but as an adult you tend to lose interest in it quickly. Sure, those few seconds you’re going down the giant hill are fun and all, but lets face it, it’s not as good as you remember it. So how do you put the fun back in sledding? You get yourself a new sled. This Slegoon is designed to go twice as fast as a normal sled, which sounds pretty fun to me. Twice as fast means twice as dangerous, so they’ve added in some roll bars to protect you. Those ... Laughing GaZ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:03:24 GMT http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/slegoon-is-the-ultimate-sled-t5.htm#16 http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/slegoon-is-the-ultimate-sled-t5.htm http://jokes.dogoo.us/laughing-gaz-f1/funny-jokes-txt-t2.htm Scooter
“Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.”
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